A Little of This, Some More of That

I would like to thank whoever decided to take their car and drive donuts into our local soccer field creating Grand Canyon sized trenches.

In case you didn't know others like to use the field for things other then driving on.

Thanks for allowing me the opportunity to take a head long plunge in muddy water from off of my bike.

Sure I will fully admit some of it was my fault. Heck, I can't even jump a curb on my bike anytime of the day let alone at night. So jumping a trench was out of the question even if I had seen it.

And I can't blame you for the lack of a moon that night that kept me from seeing the gigantic trench full of water.

But in my defense I have ridden in that field a ton of times, and the only things I have run into is my dog, some random flying bugs, and the occasional piece of garbage.

Shame on you (whoever you are) for vandalizing a perfectly good soccer field, and for making a pregnant lady fly through the air and land in the mud.